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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

So they tried

Your Apple Watch is getting a big upgrade. Here are the 8 features I can't wait to use in WatchOS 26 - ZDNET

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some men like anal sex?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nintendo will finally reveal more about Donkey Kong Bananza in new Direct - Polygon

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Marvell Stock Slides. Why It Could Be the Cheap AI Chip Play. - Barron's

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The No. 1 Supplement Causing Dangerous Liver Damage, Doctors Warn - bestlifeonline.com

Then came..

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Mild US Inflation Is Backdrop for Fed’s Powell on the Hill - Bloomberg.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is your favourite photo with your mother?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Can you explain the difference between a detox center and an addiction treatment center? Are they interchangeable terms?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Brain-region stimulation may ease motor symptoms, study finds - Parkinson's News Today

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Paramount Global to Add Three New Board Directors As It Deals With Trump Lawsuit, FCC Review - The Hollywood Reporter

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

$10,000 2-year CD accounts: Here's why they're worth opening now - CBS News